User Profile

Hello world. I wrote this all American nice guy three paragraph intro about myself and then reread it. It said all the nice things about me, how hard I work, how much I love kids, and my family. Where I went to school, talks about my childhood and all my moving. . I shot myself in the foot and rewrote it. This is now what you get.

I'm Shawn, I’m a twin, I’m better looking, smarter, nicer and all around better guy.

I’m laid back, and I like getting laid. No Mrs. Robinson I am not a man whore and I WILL not seduce you. I will be pointless at times. I blame my sister for making me like musicals. I often pee in pools and puke in showers. I like to drink and have a good laugh with my friends. I like getting pissed when the timing is right. Daniel Radcliffe is a fucking sex god, and no I am not gay. Baseball is America’s pastime and I miss it like hell when I am in Paris. I often miss hell a lot, the devil gives me cookies. I like girls. I don’t have a job right now, but don’t worry I’m loaded. Let’s go swimming, naked preferably. In High school I was one of those weird home schooled kids, without the weird part. I used to be religious, sometimes you might find me writing about my old ways and now I know I have been deceived, Kathy Griffin informed me that Oprah is not in fact Jesus, shit.

I’m just an all American guy with a good sense of humour and often immature attitude and out look on life.

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